digrumpycat:

Elsa & Anna diaries entry 4

My friends are dorks, but I love them.

digrumpycat:

Elsa & Anna diaries entry 4

My friends are dorks, but I love them.

Shakespeare

literarystarbucks:

Shakespeare goes up to the counter and orders a large cappucino with cinnamon. “Sir, we don’t have larges here. We have ventis,” says the barista. Shakespeare stares at him. “What’s in a name?” he asks.

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black-riverkiller:

lospaziobianco:

The Fairly OddParents: Channel Chasers

Best idea ever

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waystiel:

ermahgeerd:

sexypotassium:

why does no one ever talk about what fire actually is like it’s not a solid, liquid or gas, it’s just kinda there

this is one of the things that have mindfucked me since forever
like what is it

I asked my chemistry teacher this the other day and he said it’s technically a gas but then he whispered that it’s actually not and scientists just don’t want to admit that they have no fucking clue
my chemistry teacher’s great

Fire is actually classified as a plasma, which is an ionized gas. Lightning and the light emitted from a neon sign is plasma too. Also, you know those weird spherical lamps that have the pink and blue things? Also plasma.

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Album Art

thehumanistgeneration:

'Beyonce covered Sex On Fire at glastonbury right?' 'She made the song a lot better. She made me masturbate to my own song.” - Caleb Followill ( Kings of Leon lead singer)

It’s been way too long since I’ve heard this. ALL HAIL

(via alwaysseeingred)

ArtistBeyoncé
TitleSex On Fire (Cover)
AlbumLive at Glastonbury

digrumpycat:

princeowl:

'romeo and juliet but with gnomes instead of people with music by elton john' isnt a movie that you'd think exists but it does 

ok but hear me out: ‘hamlet but with lions instead of people with music by elton john’ as well

Or “romeo and juliet with sardonic and sentient zombies”

dynastylnoire:

heresalowerplace:

A scratch! But ask for me tomorrow and you shall find me a grave man.

Mercutio went ham

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digrumpycat:

Hey, I’m that ballin partner. I must say, I have noticed that you are quite ballin yourself.

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asker

digrumpycat asked: 3, 9, 16, 19!

3. tattoos i have

Right now, I only have one. It’s the symbol for the Galactic Empire on my calf


9. tattoos i want

Like, so many. I love the feeling of the gun. I want math tattoos, I want a Rutherford atom, I want a Harry Potter tattoo, I want too many for me to afford.


16. favorite movie

This is a hard one. I’m not a big fan of favorites, because you can’t compare all movies (like you can’t compare Caddyshack to Star Wars). I’m always down to watch The Matrix, The Last Dragon, and Repo: The Genetic Opera

 
19. middle name

Jacob. My older brother’s is John, and my little brother’s is, regrettably, not Jingleheimer